Cats are amazing and generally hilarious creatures.

Here are some of the realest quotes about cats that are absolutely hilarious.

(Illustrations : Me)


1) I don’t own a cat. My cat owns a human. (Jarod Kintz)

2) The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. (Doug Larson)

3) Dogs have owners, cats have staff. (Anonymous)


4) Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. (Mary Bly)

5) If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

6) In a cat’s eyes, all things belong to cats. (English proverb)


7) Cat’s randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can. (Ilona Andrews)

8) Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. (Rod McKuen)

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9) What greater gift than the love of a cat. (Charles Dickens)

10) In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. (Terry Pratchett)

11) The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. (Paula Poundstone)


12) A cat can purr its way out of anything. (Donna McCrohan)

(By Salva Mubarak)